I Love Rats Because....They love you even when you're not feeding them When you fall asleep with rats in your room you will be awakened often by them licking your face When they sleep they snuggle together When you buy them toys they actually play with them Like humans they love luxury and good food When you stick your face against the cage bars they give you kisses As soon as you even walk in the room they run straight to the cage door It's fun to take pictures of them They're eyes can get all googly They wriggle their ears They sit on your shoulder When they sit on your shoulder backwards you can stroke their tail They never come near your desk unless YOUR sitting at it, in which case they will climb all over you, lick you, bite your feet, climb on your shoulder, type on the keyboard, pee on your mouse, spill your drink and otherwise distract you from your work They demand attention They love the attention you give them Nothing is ever "not good enough" for a rat, a shoebox does just as well as a plastic igloo They lay in hammocks When you shake a bag of treats they come running They let you hug and kiss them (sometimes :)) They have soft fur They come in many colors They steal your stuff and hide it under your bed They eat your food when they *think* you're not looking When they lick you they don't get your face all slobbery When they escape from their cage the first place they go is your bedroom, looking for YOU They think they own everything They always keep themselves clean and well groomed They can chew up your most valued treasures only for you to just shrug it off They climb up your pant leg and sit on your lap They always make sure your nose and ears are clean They look so cute when they stand up on their hind legs They dig in your garbage can Their lives are short and precious They really do love you Because when you make a list of all the reasons why you love your rats, it can go on and on forever. By Laurie. Please ask permission if you would like to use this.
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