1. A little pee won't hurt me
2. It is OK to steal food off someone else's plate
3. If I'm small and cute I can get away with just about anything
4. If I can fit it in my mouth, it's food
5. Lazing around in hammocks all day and partying all night is the only way to live
6. The world is my toilet
7. All facial orifices require regular inspection
8. If I have a dispute with my neighbor it is socially appropriate for me to beat the crap out of him
9. Sex, food and sleep are my only priorities in life
10. I must be well groomed at all times